Have you guys seen the show "Deadliest Warrior". If you haven't, it pits warriors from different eras and countries (ninjas, pirates, mafia) and analyzes who is "deadlier." Ever wonder what would happen if your favorite celebrities deuled in an epic martial arts battle? I do. In fact, if you know me, I have probably sized you up and imagined how well you'd do in hand-to-foot combat.
Our first duel is inspired by the upcoming flick: "Year One."
Jack Black vs. Michael Cera
Scouting our Warriors (rated on scale to 10):
JACK BLACK:
Style: Kung Fu
Power: 9
Speed: 4
Offense: 7
Defense: 8
Stamina: 2
Intelligence: 3
Special Move: Wuxi Finger Grip (Originated in his film: Kung Fu Panda)
MICHAEL CERA
Style: Fencing...?
Power: 3
Speed: 6
Offense: 4
Defense:3
Stamina: 6
Intelligence: 9
Special Move: Cynical Insult
Who will win this epic battle? Comment on who you think would win, and why. Find out who wins tomorrow on.... (cue theme song) Deadliest Celebrity!
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